Yep... this would send me into a psychotic fit of rage that would result in carnage at this festival. I cannot really fathom anything in life that would set me off worse than a portable toilet tumble at pubic festival on a hot day.
fear not... this is safe for work, and pretty damn funny. a smut spoof on little mermaid - under 18 (under the sea). And who says porn producers are soulless scum of the earth... vindication!
Surprise... thank you for petting me! this dog sure had an eye for the girl in the blue dress. Seriously though... what did she think would happen? Not since Monica Lewinsky have stains like this on a blue dress been so amusing!
What an idiot mother! Good thing little kids bounce. She also looked pretty happy when that bumper slammed into her. I guess they did not cover the whole look-both-ways thing in her pre-school classes.
Ok... so when you idiots realize that stretching your earlobe is a dumb idea, it is time to go visit the doctor to trim the fat and stitch up the stupid life decision. Sometimes, the doctor will let you enjoy a nice earlobe sushi treat after the procedure. Yum!
LOL... Little dude busted himself up while gettin some. he either got KTFO when he fell backwards, or he just up and died while humping on his girlfriend. If it was his time to go, it was a good way to end it all! LOL
OH SNAP, this looks painful. this girl got KTFO by a bull, but she was tied to the beast so the party never ended. the damage to her back and neck must be equal to about 50 car crashes in a 2 minute span of time.
Maybe he was just trying to signal to the hot dog guy that he was ready for another round of dodger dogs, LOL! Awesome that he was acting alone... typically people get brave when they are in a group impressing friends - this guy was a lone ranger. BRAVO!
looks like Phil Dalhausser should stick to Olympic Beach Volley Ball because his kind of sucks at motorboating girls around the lake. I would be so pissed about having my expensive sunglasses lost in the lake because of this idiot... oh and having my teeth knocked out would be a bummer too!